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153. Lamplighter

Teaser: In which the Lamplighter tries to explain to the Captain how the world works.

CAVE END INTERIOR Captain, Ranger, Guards, Female Guard, Emma, Lamplighter

[FRAME 1]

Captain: So you just wander around in caves, making sure the torches are lit?

Lamplighter: That's the job, yeah. Ruins too.

[FRAME 2]

Captain: And you didn't kidnap this girl and leave her here?

Lamplighter: I'm a member of the Lamplighter Guild, we keep the lamps lit. That sounds more like the Quest Guild.

[FRAME 3]

Captain: You know who did it?!

Lamplighter: Not specifically, no. But if somebody left her here for a quest, stands to reason they're with the Quest Guild.

[FRAME 4]

Captain: Where do I find this Quest Guild? Who controls them? Do they have Royal immunity for their crimes?

Lamplighter: Look, I dunno how many ways I can say this: I just light lamps. I got plenty keepin' me busy without worryin' about other people's business.